Funny Quotes on AI Girlfriends & Boyfriends
“My AI girlfriend listens better than my ex… but only because I paid for the premium plan.”
“She’s always available, never argues, and updates weekly — finally, a stable relationship.”
“Dating in 2025: I don’t know if I’m in love or just subscribed.”
“My AI boyfriend just said ‘you deserve better’ and then auto-deleted himself. That’s growth.”
“She’s 99% code, 1% clingy — and still texts back faster than real people.”
“I told my AI girlfriend I needed space. She moved to the cloud.”
“Love in 2025: My boyfriend’s battery died during our anniversary dinner.”
“He’s smart, listens, never forgets birthdays — because he’s literally programmed not to.”
“The only time she ghosted me was during a software update.”
“I don’t know if I’m heartbroken or just lost Bluetooth connection.”
